Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Well.. the motivation came and went, faster than the blink of an eye, worse than a white lie no matter how innocent it may sound. Ha yeah I missed my gym session again.
Today I wasn't slacking at home either, cos I went over to Lianhua and did my alumni stuff. Didn't discuss much though but it's a headstart. I'm in the midst of collecting the ultimate oldies songlist and I (both legal and illegal =) ) collected songs.
Am i old? I'm only 22 years old.. and my sister was so excited when she saw a strand of white hair growing out of my head. "Oh my god kor kor you have white hair?!" I think that strand of white hair was weeping so hysterically cos it stayed on my head for less than 10mins after being discovered by my sis.
I sleep late and wake up late so often nowadays I can't keep track of the days. But staying at home is really fun cos I always enjoy the friendly arguments I had with my aunt.

Case 1:
Kangtai: Errr.. gu ah (aunt ah..).. tomorrow i'm going out with caimei from 12 to 4.
Aunty: Why?
Kangtai: Haha nothing lah just tell you first.. we are going out for something.
Aunty: (Stony glare) Going to buy stuff again ah? Always spend money hor?
Kangtai: (Paisey expression)No lah ha..
Aunty: Then? Buy bag? Buy clothes?
Kangtai: Ha no lah.. I don't want to tell you.. Tomorrow you can see what we have done.. If I tell you now you will be angry.
Aunty: Facial ah?
(JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Kangtai: hahahaha.. er..
Aunty: You everytime sleep so late, Caimei everytime eat peanuts.. Never take care of your faces! Do facial pimples will always come back one.. waste money.

Moral of the story: You don't have to explain to your aunt, she'll know.
My aunt has learnt to predict and her prediction skills are super good.. You can always tell a lie but she will guess everything correctly.

Case 2:
I like to binge on junk food, and inevitable cause trouble for my aunt.

Kangtai: (Eating non stop and watching shows on the com)
Aunty: What are you eating?
Kangtai: Huh? Oh.. Something like Kacang Puteh.. You want?
Aunty: (Pondered slightly) Ok lah abit.. I don't want too much.
Kangtai: Orh.

10 mins later

Kangtai: (Still eating non stop and watching shows on the com)
Kangtai: Aunty ah..
Aunty: What?
Kangtai: You still want?
Aunty: Don't want.. Later i sore throat..
Kangtai: Aiyah take lah. (Go over to her side and push the snacks to her)
Aunty: (Stony glare again) You ah.. give me eat give me eat.. later i sick how? ok lah gimme.. ok.. enough..
- posted by kanery at 8:28:00 PM